The package flight
WARNING: I am writing this from a private beach in Talum so expect plenty of errors! So close friends decided to spend a month in Mexico this august. I agreed to meet them for a couple of weeks. The flight options were limited. I hate transfers and British airways were showing 2 transfers. How is one […]
Milk man – The Olympic legacy part 1
I was having a Southbank lunch with one of my besties the other day when he told me that he had asked a mixed race person where they were from and they had given him one whole look. He didn’t understand it as he meant where do you live but of course they had assumed […]
The Bolt – Olympic Legacy part 2
The other night (Tuesday) I was walking home after a late supper. It was just before midnight and Anita Baker and I were contemplating some high notes on No More Tears. I knew she would reach them and I wouldn’t. Not even in my head. My one thing about London is that it is relatively […]
Win a free divorce
So remember I wrote back on this appalling site a few weeks back? It’s gotten worse. Yes they’re back and promoting their site hard. Now you don’t just have a discrete affair but they’ll pay for the consequent divorce when you get caught? That said I don’t want to deny those of you in dire […]
Jewel Bar part 2
So our new semi friend Leonardo was about to leave when he realised that he had lost his phone. We looked on the table but it wasn’t there. I suggested that he asked the tequila soliciting chick he had been chatting to for ages. She looked like she might have taken it just to get […]
Jewel Bar part 1
So last night I organised an event at Jewel Bar Covent Garden. I really should have known that it was going to be fraught with issues because; a) It’s in the West End on a Friday b) The woman was uber excited about Charlie from Kiss FM playing there. Who? The breakfast show she explained […]
The Recruitment Consultant
The recruitment consultant So I know I fucked up. I just didn’t think a decision I made over 4 years ago would have such far reaching repercussions. I better start at the beginning. There’s this recruitment consultant who I’ve never met and who sends me the odd job specification to look over before disappearing for […]
