Camel toe is a no

So you’ve been working hard at the gym and you want everyone to know it. I understand. We all like to show off but ladies please. I know that skinny jeans and leggings are all the rage but let’s not get complacent. The camel toe is never ever acceptable. Let’s take care with underwear before we put on the outerwear.

I have never met a man who has confessed that this is something that he finds a turn on or a woman who declares it acceptable. Maybe it’s the last secret society that will emerge as spandex and lycra become our futuristic uniform but for now, it’s a no.

The Camel toe is the fanny equivalent to nipple flash. A wardrobe malfunction that can only be rectified by a dress or long shirt over said offensive sight. I know we are all individually beautiful and we need to love our Vaginas but public displays of our affection for it aren’t the way. Because no matter how beautiful it is shaved and naked and with a little vajazzle for special occasions it never ever looks good suffocated in lycra. And flinging a faux fur coat over it doesn’t seem to be much of an improvement either.

The etiquette is simple, like a man in skinny jeans …never acceptable.

© Chelsea Black