14 signs that you may be a flirt

14 signs that you may be a flirt

Yesterday I was accused of being a flirt. I know. Shock. Horror. I was hurt. I rebuked the label and flung a few of my own back. What a cheeky….and then I thought about it. Maybe, just maybe I do flirt without even realising I do it? Or maybe the things one does could be misinterpreted as flirting. Who knows but here are some surefire signs that you MAY be flirting.

1)      The legs are crossed and your body is totally faced on him despite their being 2 or 3 other people at the table. You could line them up in front of me now and I wouldn’t be able to identify one of them. Not a one. Maybe the one with the crooked tooth at a push but even then, I doubt it

2)      You laugh at all of his jokes. Even the jokes that aren’t jokes. Some lines just weren’t funny and he wasn’t being funny but you find yourself doing this awkward automatic ‘aren’t we having so much fun. I like you’ laugh. I must stop

3)      Your voice is an octave higher than when you’re talking to colleagues or friends.

4)      You touch your hair and body a lot more than usual.

5)      You touch his well-formed and defined arms A LOT when he says something mildly amusing. I think I have impulse bicep touch disorder

6)      You find yourself looking at his lips and wondering how he kisses and licking yours or reaching for the lip balm in preparation and not hearing what he says and ….er, yeah. Your eyes can’t hide all of that.

7)      You bring your hands to your chest drawing attention to your cleavage more than is necessary.

8)      You find yourselves talking about relationships and not much else but what you’re really doing is 3^rd partying.

9)      You ask hypothetical questions like, “So  if we were to date…”  and then give non hypothetical answers before both going quiet.

10)   Other people come to talk to you and you quickly get rid of them and get back to….flirting.

11)   He calls you on your flirting and you deny it and he accuses you of lying and you laugh but still deny it.

12)   He tells you that the next time you have me time you will think of him….and you believe him.

13)   You find yourself blushing.

14)   You don’t need to get numbers because you have mutual friends. This so isn’t over….

OK so yes, I may have been flirting but, to be honest my precious there are some men that just beg for it. Wait, isn’t that the same line abusers use?  Watch this space

 

© Chelsea Black