Restaurant foods – I can afford restaurants. (ladies please check for frequency of postings)
Cocktails – I know girls like cocktails innit?
Home cooked food – Here’s one my mother made earlier. Now come over so we can get busy
Sexy body parts – I want you to lust after me but know you CAN have me. By the way, this is the only bit that looks this good
Arty – I know women fall for that pretentious arty crap.
Full body shot– check my 4Sq. I’m the mayor of a gym. Look at me.
Half naked torso – I used to be skinny / fat.
Just children – Some bird will be thick enough to think this means that I’ll give her kids. Nope, I’m done.
Cats – I’m perverse an territorial (ladies grab your purse and run!)
Beaches and holiday destinations – Stag do. 1997. I go to pick up drunken English chicks and poor foreign chicks. They think telesales is impressive.
Dogs – It shows I can look after something without killing it, right?
Photos with friends out – I have friends who are my life. . So don’t try to trap me in on a Saturday night.
Photos in bathrooms in clubs – I swing both ways.
Photos with random strangers in clubs – Pete stole my camera trying to impress some bird.
Drunken pictures – Are they any other kind?
Photos with exes – See her? Yeah I convinced someone that hot to sleep with me. I’m not pathetic.
Happy Sunday!
© Chelsea Black
