A-Sexy B is for Blow job tips for women
So I can’t do a definite guide to blowjobs. Mainly this is because I’m not THAT into them but also because every cock is different and you need to come up with a strategy to combat and tame that beast. Yes, it’s a beast and you are the cute lion tamer in a matching lingerie outfit and whip. Ok maybe not whip but you get my gist. The thing is I can give you some etiquette tips to make the experience a little more bearable. I can’t promise pleasant but we can all hope. Size, shape and curvature are all important elements. Also their sensitivity. Forget the SLK this is their most prized possession.
I remember watching a programme where a guy moaned about women who used their hands during a blowjob. “A blowjob is a blowjob and a handjob a handjob. How dare some women try to get away with doing both at the same time?
Ignore him he’s an idiot. When you’re greeted with a wiener hands aren’t necessary but when you are greeted with a cock of size….best thing you can do is get a sense of the size with your hands. I met a guy and nothing about him suggested at what he possessed. He certainly didn’t make mention of it. I’m sure it would have sent most women packing. But when I first felt something stir I thought, eh up, we’ve got a live one here! Then he took it out. I looked, I gulped, I looked again. I wanted to cry. I’ve got a small mouth! How was I going to do this? It was like a thick slap of Bourneville chocolate. But, these things are sent to test our resolve. I gripped it with both hands like it was a Big Mac and thought…here goes nowt. (I was clearly having a Northern day.)
Luckily this wasn’t my first monster. After one when I was 22 which had left me semi-comatose and with lockjaw for 2-3 days I realised that I had to do my research. You can never be too prepared. So the following entries are my BJ cheats. Hope you enjoy or at least, find one of them useful.
© Chelsea Black A-Sexy