So this is a conversation with a friend. I can’t lie. I’m starting to think they are the normal ones. But to be fair I was mainly just irritated by his pace in response. I mean quite honestly do they think we have nothing better to do than to wait 10 minutes for a response?
Me: hey dear
Him: hows u
Me: gosh this is going to be a slow conversation. Are you sure you are up for it. YAWN!
Him: yea i can go slow
Me: then we aren’t a match.
Me: I don’t chat slowly. Life is too short.
Him: well your not speaking fast
Him: clearly your idea of pace is distorted
Me: hey then 10 minutes silence isn’t going to work for me dear
Me: I’m just being upfront and open
Me: let’s not fall out when clearly you like to chat slowly!
Him: your a classic
Him: you should write an article on it
Me: I’m sorry but one answer chats are also a fail. I really wanted us to work
Me: on slow chatters.
Me: I’m sure I have somewhere a long time ago
Him: you should find it for me
Me: Grrrr same with the one worders
Me: I don’t have time
Me: Things to do lovely. I’m a busy woman
Me: but if I stumble across it I’ll send it to you
Him: do your thing miss busy
Me: Mwaah lovely and next time don’t just send me two short openers and we should be fine
Him: you like them long
Him: i will take note
Me: I’m a size queen. Even in my chats it would seem, yes
Me: Grrrr! Stop it
Him: make me
Me: No. You wouldn’t be able to handle it. Bless ya
Me: crapiola! An emoticon? That’s the 3rd fail. We can’t even be friends anymore. You have no chat etiquette
As you can see my precious I’m doomed. I’m not meant to be chatting online peut etre?
© Chelsea Black