December 21, 2013 by

singletinis woes


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Conversation with Mama Black:

Mama: So your sister is pregnant
Me: I know
Mama: And on her first try!!
Me: I know
Mama: Didn’t you and XXX try for ages?
Me: Yes we did.
Mama: Finally my dreams of being a Gogo are coming true
Me: Glad to see you had such lofty aspirations
Mama: Huh?
Me [mumbles] nothing.
Mama: So what about you? When are you going to finally bring joy into my life?
Me: [worried] Is this about the money I owe you?
Mama: No, it’s about you giving me grandchildren. Your sister is married and pregnant. You’re running around in christmas elf costumes.
Me: It was santa’s mistress!
Mama: I’ll chant harder. You obviously need my help.
Me: Can you chant for Omari Hardwick?
Mama: Is he African?
Me: No he’s am American actor
Mama: Then no.
Me: OK, well this has been useful
Mama: Awwwww, Love you baby!
Me: Hmmmmm
Mama: Can’t wait to see you for Xmas.

Yes I’ve got 3 days of this to endure
#Singletinis woes

Chelsea Black is a writer. Romantically seeking her Fubo (future boyfriend) she often gets distracted by misadventures. She is currently working on her second book, first baby (sperm to be confirmed) and first real career. Chocolate and cocktails are food groups

2 Responses to singletinis woes

  1. Lois

    Pahahahahahah! “Elf” pahahahhahah! Thankfully my mummy just continues her prayers in peace…with the unwavering hope that eventually “he” will appear .

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