16. He’s a celebrity. Well, he has a fan page on facebook. It counts. 17. You don’t want the condoms to expire unused 18. You just found out your ex is having sex. How dare he after only…..6 months!!
1. Because you’re horny baby.
2. Because it’s not good to take out all the frustrations of the world on your work colleagues
3. Because playing with yourself that much can lead to wrist injuries.
4. To practise things you’ve seen on the copious amounts of porn you’ve been watching
5. Hey, he was cute!
6. M&S lingerie sale just ended. You must show off your purchases
7. It’s calorie burning so part of your new year’s resolutions
8. Because in that moment when he makes you come it does means something
9. Recession (part 1) Toys are increasingly expensive.
10. Recession (part 2) It wasn’t KFC, Nandos or Burger King. Reward those that know.
11. You’re bored of the baby story line in Eastenders and have 30 minutes to kill
12. You never know he could be the one. He isn’t but, he could be
13. The days are short the nights are longer. You need a night time based hobby
14. You need to keep your skills up. Use it or lose it baby
15. You’re meeting with friends and want to avoid the “You need to get out there” lecture
16. He’s a celebrity. Well, he has a fan page on facebook. It counts.
17. You don’t want the condoms to expire unused
18. You just found out your ex is having sex. How dare he after only…..6 months!!
19. You need something to moan about apart from the weather. Bad sex will do it.
20. You are reading this list which means you know you want to. Go on. Spoil yourself!!