A-Sexy B is for Blow job tips for women

So I can’t do a definite guide to blowjobs. Mainly this is because I’m not THAT into them but also because every cock is different and you need to come up with a strategy to combat and tame that beast. Yes, it’s a beast and you are the cute lion tamer in a matching lingerie outfit and whip. Ok maybe not whip but you get my gist. The thing is I can give you some etiquette tips to make the experience a little more bearable. I can’t promise pleasant but we can all hope.  Size, shape and curvature are all important elements. Also their sensitivity. Forget the SLK this is their most prized possession.

I remember watching a programme where a guy moaned about women who used their hands during a blowjob. “A blowjob is a blowjob and a handjob a handjob. How dare some women try to get away with doing both at the same time?

Ignore him he’s an idiot. When you’re greeted with a wiener hands aren’t necessary but when you are greeted with a cock of size….best thing you can do is get a sense of the size with your hands. I met a guy and nothing about him suggested at what he possessed. He certainly didn’t make mention of it. I’m sure it would have sent most women packing. But when I first felt something stir I thought, eh up, we’ve got a live one here! Then he took it out. I looked, I gulped, I looked again. I wanted to cry. I’ve got a small mouth! How was I going to do this? It was like a thick slap of Bourneville chocolate. But, these things are sent to test our resolve. I gripped it with both hands like it was a Big Mac and thought…here goes nowt. (I was clearly having a Northern day.)

Luckily this wasn’t my first monster. After one when I was 22 which had left me semi-comatose and with lockjaw for 2-3 days I realised that I had to do my research. You can never be too prepared.  So the following entries are my BJ cheats. Hope you enjoy or at least, find one of them useful.

© Chelsea Black A-Sexy

Chelsea Black is a writer. Romantically seeking her Fubo (future boyfriend) she often gets distracted by misadventures. She is currently working on her second book, first baby (sperm to be confirmed) and first real career. Chocolate and cocktails are food groups