August 10, 2012 by

Eyebrows part 2

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I saw Eyebrows at another event yesterday. This is the problem with going to too many business networking events in a short period of time. I blame the Olympics. What nonsense is that!

At first I was pleased because although she was crossing her eyebrows at me trying to recollect where she knew me from, she didn’t recognise me or remember where we had met before. I patiently explained where waiting for the evil juju look but she really wasn’t on her best form today. It was late. I could forgive her.

She then traumatised me by trying to get my number. I refused politely by saying I had her card (a lie) but she took her phone out and tried to type it in. I threw her a business card. She smiled sweetly and said it would be nice to keep in touch.

Universe I beg you please, do not let me see those eyebrows again. My spirit can’t take it.

© Chelsea Black

Chelsea Black is a writer. Romantically seeking her Fubo (future boyfriend) she often gets distracted by misadventures. She is currently working on her second book, first baby (sperm to be confirmed) and first real career. Chocolate and cocktails are food groups

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