March 19, 2012 by

Condoms part 1

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A-Sexy: C is for Condoms part 1

Please don’t make me mention this one again. This could actually be a whole blog but I’ll keep it as brief as I can. Bring your own. Don’t assume hers will either fit or be available. Some women don’t like to look like they have sex too often. I presented a guy with my condom sweetie bowl and he reeled in horror. That may have been because they were mainly magnums and he was more of a small but it could also have been because there were so many? I wasn’t expecting us to get through the whole lot. I just think three in a bowl looks a little sad.  Now I have stopped doing my Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman impression giving them a whole array of options.

The other thing is why do we have to wrestle with you to get you to wear one? I don’t understand how it is an option and yet I’ve gotten into physical fights over it. Oh go on just the tip / just for a bit / just til it gets hard is not the one. Ask the guy whose ribs I cracked. Sexual etiquette no. 1 guys. Women would rather you took them to chain store restaurants to save on the ridiculous London restaurant prices and you bought some condoms.

Oh and shout out to the arrogant guy who brought a string of 12 with him and only managed to use 2. That’s what happens when you’re over 30 and not very fit darling. Gym?

© Chelsea Black

Chelsea Black is a writer. Romantically seeking her Fubo (future boyfriend) she often gets distracted by misadventures. She is currently working on her second book, first baby (sperm to be confirmed) and first real career. Chocolate and cocktails are food groups

3 Responses to Condoms part 1

  1. IceQueen

    Spot on, I dont get men who still want to try and not use condoms, in this day and age where sti’s are rife err the computer says no!

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